How to Speed up Windows

WARNING: I do not take any responsibility about anything.

Tested on WindowsXP, Vista, Windows7. √

1. Press (WINDOWS KEY) + E
   
2. Right-Click any empty place.
    
3. Select Properties.
   
4. Select Advanced system settings on left (XP Users Select Advanced tab) and click Settings button under the "Performance" line.
   
5. Choose "Adjust for the Best Performance"
   
6. Apply & OK

Enjoy THE SPEED!